oh btw

im meeting jon krasinski tomorrow at a showing of his new movie.
holyfuckingballsimsoexcitedicouldpee
…nbd

lol i'm such a dork

today in spanish class, Senora was explaining the difference between por que and porque, so me, not focusing at all, start trying to translate “Because” into spanish. then i started thinking of other beatles songs in spanish and the first thing that pops into my head is “hola juuudddeeee!!” and i start cracking up while Senora was apparently scolding us for not doing homework :/
ugh, my life.

theoretically speaking...

if you were to call a girl in your class a fatass and say to her in a text that everyone thought she was a whale because she got a bunch of your friends to say that you’re a bitch backhind your back, and then that same girl told everyone that you said that and everyone hated you and you were to probably be completely shunned and lose all of your friends the next day, what would you do?

oh fuck

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck i am so screwed holy fuckballs.

(via johnkrasinski)ugh i H-A-T-E emily blunt

(via johnkrasinski)

ugh i H-A-T-E emily blunt
Reblogged from john krasinski

introduce me to loneliness,
i’ll hide away.
i’ve made a mess,
now ive got a grave for me to lay.
i thought i was doing fine,
but since im just like you,
i see it too.
i haven’t even started the climb.

bringtehlawlz:


jeffreydahmer:

want. oh jesus.

I would have so much extra space to do activities >:[


LOOK AT THE FORT UNDERNEATH THE BED!!! YOU WOULDN’T EVEN NEED A ROOM, JUST THAT PIECE OF HOLYINESS AND YOU’RE GOOD TO GO!

bringtehlawlz:

jeffreydahmer:

want. oh jesus.

I would have so much extra space to do activities >:[

LOOK AT THE FORT UNDERNEATH THE BED!!! YOU WOULDN’T EVEN NEED A ROOM, JUST THAT PIECE OF HOLYINESS AND YOU’RE GOOD TO GO!
Reblogged from meloveyou longtime.